Goldilocks and the Three Bears (Parody Part 1)

Hi there! My name is Goldilocks. Everybody knows the story of 'Goldilocks and the Three Bears', or at least they think they know. NO ONE has heard MY side of the story. If no one has heard my side of the story, it wouldn’t be fair; would it? You might think I’m called Goldilocks because of my elegant blonde hair. It’s actually because I’m so well-behaved. I am an innocent, normal school girl: beautiful, sincere and intelligent. I used to cause chaos in a nursery: done graffiti on walls, cut people’s hair, beat up boys pranked teachers. It’s a bit sad but I get bullied in school and my (fake) friends cheat me into doing bad things.

I was playing outside with my ‘supposed’ friend (Cinderella) out in the forest playing tag! fifteen minutes later, we got tired. So she then said, “Hey. Do you want to come to my house? It’s been a long time since you came.” I accepted her request as I have forgotten what it had looked like. We strolled southwards which is the darkest part of Fairy-Tale Forest. Minutes later, I saw a shadow of a cottage which I was guessing was her home, at the time. Ane that’s where it all went wrong…

We arrived at the door of the cottage. The house was incredibly dilapidated! You won’t believe it but as we pounded on the woodworm infested door, it came right off its rusty hinges! ” Well, that’s not safe, is it? Any thief could come in!” I said surprised. ” Well so far, we haven’t been robbed. So it should be fine.” Cinders replied. ” May I have some porridge?! I’m starving!!” I asked and she let me! I followed the scent, using my nose as a Sat Nav. I then stuffed my mouth with porridge a the almost-broken table.

Rubbing my full, satisfied belly, I decided to chill in the lounge and see if Cinders had a TV. It turned out she didn’t!